You were minding your own business when a Boobook Owl swooped down and snatched your birthday card clean out of the envelope. You politely asked for it back. He blinked at you slowly. Then he spoke.
"You are an adult now. Before I return this card, I must be certain you truly know yourself. The answers, you must understand, can only come from within."
He ruffled his feathers and produced a scroll.
"Answer my questions correctly, and your card shall be returned. Fail, and I keep it. Forever."
Dear Jessica,
I'm very glad that you were able to get this card from Boobook!
You are a very sweet and kind human. I'm always finding myself impressed by you and also very frequently inspired by who you are and the things you do.
You make me feel very lucky to know you.
I'm wishing you a very happy birthday!
With much love and many cuddles,
Marcus :)